It's the Crack of Noon. Time For the Truffle Shuffle

A Goonies reference with some bonus footage, plus Carmen Electra, two of our all-time favorites around here, and even though she's dating this douche, married this douche and married this guy?, we've loved her since she replaced Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out. And did you know her real name is Tara Leigh Patrick? We guess we should thank Prince for that one.

Moving along with some news that will make your brain fall out of your skull:

A lot of people showed up for a crazy thing: a baseball game in L.A. Now, if they could just get a football team. (Hartford Courant)

Eliot Spitzer night? What does it cost? A $4,000 ticket? Well, that's what the Macon Music, an independent baseball team that's part of the South Coast League, was planning until, according to Sports By Brooks, they shut down operations. To be fair, they had some good ideas to go with the night, especially the wire taps around the stadium. What's next? Twinkle Toes Night in honor of Sen. Larry Craig? (Macon Telegraph)

The Ohio State seems to be good for only two things. This and, well, losing to SEC teams. That's why the Buckeyes has scheduled a home-and-home series with Tennessee. Good move, The Ohio State. Just like this jerk and this bust. (AOL Sports)

See what happens when you cut a player like Woody Williams, a guy with a career 4.29 ERA. It'll cost ya. (SI.COM)

Where's Ted Danson when you need him? Actually, we mean Sam 'May Day" Malone making his major league comeback, the same night he's supposed to get married to Diane without Rebecca finding out? Nice Cheers reference, right? Here's a list of the worst casted actors to play sports figure roles. It's a decent list, but we like Corbin Benson in Major League and Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf. That's not really a sports movie, though, but we can't argue with how bad Tom Cruise was in Days of Thunder. Really, Tom, really? There's wasn't anything else better to do that weekend, perhaps with Scientology? Nothing at all?

Anyways, now that we're awake, we're going to go prepare ourselves for Texas and Memphis and then Davidson and Kansas. And speaking of Prince and basketball, here's another fun classic: