Communism Hockey Is Attacking Us Again!

It's almost 11 p.m. on Friday.

Maybe your bracket-checking isn't complete. Maybe you don't have immediate web access.

So you check ESPNNEWS to confirm some final scores.

Phew, right?

Wrong.

Apparently, some "sport" known as "hockey" occupies the breaking "news" corner on ESPNNEWS and something named "Ovechkin" scored his 60th goal of something.

God hockey sucks.