Red Sox Lose. Time to Break Out The Sake

Well, that's because the A's and the Saux have split the series. Meh. It's tough for us to get up at 6 A.M(!) to listen to John Miller suck on the ESPN teat. Anyways, the A's won 5-1 thanks to a Emil Brown three-run home run off Fantasy favorite and southpaw Jon Lester. We like that kid though. He's big on the LiveStrong bracelets, but he's allowed to be.

Anyway, that's Kelly Hu you get this morning. Don't recognize her? Then check out X-Men 2 and get back to us on that one. She wasn't just another hot mutant in that movie.

Though this is what would happen if, by the Grace of God, we would get to meet Ms. Hu: