Saturday's All Right For Fighting

Yeah, we know an Elton John song. So what? You get Alessandra Ambrosio -- yeah, the gorgeous brunette of Victoria Secret fame. Lucky you. Plus, you get eight more NCAA Tournament games.

So yesterday, Tampa was dubbed Upset City. Blech. There were great games, don't get us wrong, it's just there were a slew of headlines that had Tampa in them.

Here's a few that we picked up:

Tampa, Fla.: Upset City. That was one of the lamer ones from the St. Petersburg Times. As you can see now they have something a little more tolerable.

ESPN had 'Turmoil in Tampa' late when Villanova upset Clemson (if you want to call that an upset) and now has switched to 'Upset City.'

CBS.sportline.com had 'Tremors in Tampa' which is by far our favorite.

It's just interesting how much pub that gave Tampa, which the first and second rounds hosted by the University of South Florida at the St. Pete Times Forum, where the Tampa Bay Lightning play.

Good stuff coming out of The Forum formerly known as the Ice Palace, especially Western Kentucky's Ty Rogers' game-winning shot at the buzzer to down Drake. That was probably the best one, but I'm sure San Diego has a good case with De'Jon Jackson's long jumper with 1.2 seconds left in overtime for the win. Either way, it finally added some spice to the tourney.

We'll see what happens today with action less than 15 minutes away.

In other news that will make your brain fall out of your skull:

ESPN -- who else of course -- is saying that a few teams have interest in strip club hero/cornerback (yeah, he still plays football when he's not getting arrested) Pacman Jones. But then again ESPN is just rewriting story from The Dallas Morning News, who have been all over this since the Cowboys veined interest about a month ago. Meh. We'll see what happens, cause remember, Mr. Roger Goodell, the NFL Hammer as we like to call him because he lays down the law, has not reinstated Mr. Jones yet.

Alexander Ovechkin scores 60 goals in a season. Yeah, big whoop. On a day where four higher seeds were upset, that was the biggest news out of the NHL. He's the first to do in 12 years or something, but we still bow our heads to the best mullet hockey has ever seen. This guy, who, amazingly enough, was the last guy, along with this guy, to score 60 in a season. (ASSOCIATED PRESS)

LeBron James can play basketball. Duh. LeBron set yet another scoring mark, this one for the Cavaliers. It's a good thing he set it now, that's because soon he'll be playing for the New York Knicks, as soon as this douche is gone. We have reliable sources on that one. What? No, the guy who's had too many cranberry vodkas at Bennigan's is a reliable source. That's what we learned at journalism school. (THE SEATTLE TIMES)

This just in: Andy Pettitte has back spasms caused from carrying guilt around and will have to miss a start. We kid. We kid, but seriously, our back would hurt too from throwing Roger Clemens under the bus. Have you seen Clemens recently? Looks like the only thing he's been injecting recently is Twinkies in his mouth. Anyways, Pettitte, who if you haven't heard, is not a cheater (stifles laugh) is just blowing smoke up our asses. He'll make a legitimate push for the Cy Young this year. (That made us LOL, actually). Though, this guy, will be in the Cy Young hunt.

We're serious. Didn't you know what song the stadium plays every time Wang picks up a strikeout? We'll show you the video since you're in the dark. More to come later though: