THE WHAMMY BAR: A Midnight Roundup

Apologies for the lack of posts today, as we were busy getting sun cancer. Anyway, without further ado, your Midnight Whammy Bar, brought to you by that classic photo of Jennifer Aniston:

• A golf writer is on a quest to see every single hole Tiger Woods plays this year. (ESPN)
  

• We too are eagerly awaiting this. (THE BIG LEAD)
  

• An ESPN writer gets creative with his list-making, giving us the top 50 players for the next five years. But Ryan Zimmerman over Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez and Jose Reyes? (ESPN)
  

• Now this kind of baseball list is more like it. (SPORTSLINE)
  

• Guy blames Oreo for speeding. (ASSOCIATED PRESS)
  

• Awesomely-named sports blog. (HHR)
  

• A-Rod still isn't commenting on J-Can's allegation's. (NEW YORK TIMES)
  

• Dick Enberg is distracted. And you probably would be too. (WITH LEATHER)
  

And we'll close with the following video, which you've probably seen already, but we're sure you wouldn't mind again. When the Royals are 15 back in June, they'll at least always have this:



Can't get enough of Gathright's hops? Then go here, where this time he's jumping over cars, not first basemen.

We're out. Us and you, tomorrow at noon. Be there.