Channel Surfing ... It Should Be The National Pastime

So we had to get off WGN for a bit. That's channels homeristic announcer, Ken 'Hawk' Harrelson, who has served as an announcer for Chicago White Sox telecasts on WGN-TV since 1990, uses way too many 'we's' and 'us's' for our taste. Hey, Hawk, remember when you said you were a journalist. Yeah, that made us bite our tongue, but we all know who's paying your salary and it sure ain't WGN. Supposedly he played ball for about five minutes in the early 70s. (This is us making the jerk-off motion, just like the entire press box in Major League).

So flipping off the channel from WGN to UPN, er, uh, CW and all its ethnically balanced programming and re-runs, we caught on our favorite sex-romp shows, Two And Half Men. That's where we found, and then fell in love with Ms. Emmanuelle Vaugier. In the show she was marrying Charlie Sheen's character, cleverly named Charlie, and there was a five-minute discussion on how great her ass is. We concur.

So that's why we posted. To tell you about this beautiful new vixen we found. We're smiling and then going back to the awful announcing for the White Sox, Tampa Bay Rays game, which has the team Former-Known-As-The-Devil up 3-0. Exciting stuff. (Stifles yawn). But we're pretty sure this is how A-Rod and Abreu made up, followed up by making out for hours in the bathroom stall of a Hess Express: