4.09.2008

A Masters Moments Montage


Again, sorry about the hiatus. We've been busy protesting and ousting and we are just now getting back. Did you miss us?*

And lucky for us, we're just in time for the Masters, that (insert sappy adjective here) golf tournament that begins tomorrow morning. In honor, here are our top-5 Masters moments ever (yes, we've been watching the ESPN Classic marathon and became inspired.) Hope it helps you to get in the right mood. Year and winner in parentheses.


5. Tiger Snaps His Club
(2007, Zach Johnson)

And then almost slips when he tries to finish the job.



4. Fuzzy Wuzza Dumbass Racist
(1997, Tiger Woods)

Really Fuzzy?
Really?




3. Tiger Becomes The New Master
(1997, Tiger Woods)

How do you like these watermelons apples, Fuzzy?



2. Jack Nicklaus' Shot On 16
(1986, Jack Nicklaus)

The Second-Coolest and Second-Best Golf Shot In The History Of The World:




1. The Coolest and Best Golf Shot In The History Of The World
(2005, Tiger Woods)

Best part, from CBS reporter: "There's a good chance he doesn't get this inside DiMarco's ball."



For the record, we're taking Tiger over the field, even though we won't be able to watch him tomorrow as he tees off way before ESPN's coverage begins at 4 p.m. Bet the Worldwide Leader's big-wigs are real happy about the tee times.

*Don't answer that.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How can you not add Vern's call of Jack's put in 17 in 1986.. "Yes Sir!"... one of the greats.

Bob H. said...

How can Larry Mize not be on this list?!? 140 foot chip in to win in 1987. One of the best shots I've ever seen.

Chester said...

Whoever wrote this column is a poser.

Everyone knows the greatest shot of the Masters was Gene Sarazen's 2nd shot 4-wood for a double-eagle on #15 to beat a guy named Wood. Circa 1935.

Anonymous said...

Gene's shot was to get the playoff