Thankfully, We Found This ...

This, this video right here, is better than anything on TV right now. This is when ESPN and Sportscenter used to be good. We miss you, Mr. Steiner, but you did get out just in time.

However, this compilation is not perfect. It is missing the Carl Lewis singing the National Anthem clip. We'll find that one later. For now, watch Mr. Steiner laugh and count how many times he touches his right ear ...