Conspiracy! Tiger Really Sticks It To Masters Champ By Getting Knee Surgery

What the hell is wrong with us? When we first heard that Eldrick had knee surgery following The Masters we immediately thought: it's a lie, and damn: that sucks for Trevor Immelman. (ESPN)

His green jacket's hue just went down a few shades.

We're going to say it first: this is a cover-up.

Our theory: Tiger, the obsessed-with-winning dude that he is, said publicly before the tournament that he could easily win the Grand Slam, then he proceeds (and totally chokes) to not win the first leg ... then he panics about the negative PR, then he remembers that he labored to get out of a couple bunkers ... and poof: knee surgery! And phew, it's not too serious, he'll be back in time just in time for the U.S. Open!

The math works. It all adds up.

In unrelated news, it took us like four times to pass college algebra.